- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

My Nan, that is all.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Winter

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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