What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Winter

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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