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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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