What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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whats one plus one penis

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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