- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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