Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Anti Joke

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