Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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