- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

You and your parents are going to die today

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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