- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

bryden is a faggot

Obama

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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