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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

A black man walks Into a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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