- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

bryden is a faggot

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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