- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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