- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Nice belt.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Choir.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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