Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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