Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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I'm gay.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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