I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What can hitler cook well Steak

FIONN'S LIFE

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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