- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

You suck big fat slobber

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Andy Carrol

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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