- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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