- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Obamacare

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Your Mother

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

I can count to potato.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

* anti-punchline

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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