- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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