Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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ur mum

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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