- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Women's Rights.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Can I ask you a question? You just did

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Please? No.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

bryden is a faggot

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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