Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

My Nan, that is all.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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