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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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