A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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