- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

My love life

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Miscarriages.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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