What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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