Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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