A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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Wright flyer

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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