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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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