- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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