- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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