Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Get off my porch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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