- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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