How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Do you like fishsticks No

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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