What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Pain Olympics.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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all hail based mark

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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