- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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