- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I just drank a cola.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

hey, my names mark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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