Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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