Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Here's another:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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