whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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brittney griner

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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