why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Mullets

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Knock knock Come in

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

He--Hey guys

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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