what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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brittney griner

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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