I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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