What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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i just pooped that is all!

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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