- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

I like colin but not as much as apple

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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