- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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