Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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women rights

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Anti Joke

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