- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Bacon is delcious.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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