Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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