Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Wigan.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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womens rights

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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