SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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