Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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My name is Harry.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Dumb

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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