What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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