What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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How come grilled cheese?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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