whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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