- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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