What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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