What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Christianity

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

i have two hands.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

I told you it would happen

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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