Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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i have two hands.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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I told you it would happen

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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I just drank a cola.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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