- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Religion.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

ass.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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