what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Why did it die Nothing died

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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